Looking for a few ridiculously expensive items to purchase? Ha, probably not right? Here at ChristianPF, we’re always looking for ways to save you some money. But maybe today you’re wanting to spend a little of that fun money you’ve been saving up over the years. Well, here are some high-priced goods on Amazon.com you might just want to purchase – or not.
In debt? Do yourself a favor and learn how to make a budget instead. Your family will thank you!
Let’s kick this off with the least expensive item, working our way to the most “prestigious” (and costly) items you can find on Amazon. Are you ready? Let’s count it down.
The Top Ten Most Ridiculously Expensive Items on Amazon: “The Countdown”
#10: Denon AVR5308CI Reference-Level 7.1-Channel Multi-zone Network Streaming AV Receiver
Price: $5,399.00
There’s nothing like impressing the neighbors with a powerful, electricity-gulping home theater system. And what better way to blow their socks off than with a Denon Multi-zone Network Streaming AV Receiver? There isn’t one. This system is jam-packed with all the latest gizmos and tech-standards you’ve never heard of – and that’s how you know it’s cool.
#9: Bobbie Modular Playground 5 Inch Posts
Only: $12,524.00
Do your children not get enough exercise? Well now they can, with the Bobbie Modular Playground. Anyone up for a round of “Hide and Go Seek?” What a great addition to your backyard! Isn’t your little one worth it?
#8: 21′ Preferred (All Aluminum) Bleachers (10 Rows)
Only: $13,897.59
Own a baseball field? Hold annual swimming pool competitions? Entertain children with magic shows, but they usually can’t see over the heads of their friends? Buy some bleachers! Safety features include risers on every row and fence railing. Splendid to look at, splendid to relax upon.
#7: Panasonic 85″ Professional 1080p Full-HD Plasma Display (TH-85PF12U)
Only: $19,999.95
Plug this massive Panasonic 85″ Plasma Display into your Denon AV Receiver, and you’ve got one memorable party! For a mere 20 grand, watch stunning professional quality television that’s perfect for the boardroom, classroom, hotel, restaurant, digital signage environment, or anywhere else this thing will fit.
#6: Sigma 200-500mm f/2.8 APO EX DG Ultra-Telephoto Zoom Lens for Nikon DSLR Cameras
Only: $25,999.00
No, that’s not a bazooka people. That’s one incredibly awesome telephoto zoom lens. If you have a bad back, make sure to get a rugged tripod that has legs of steel for this photo-snapping mammoth. Follow the link for specs that are sure to blow your mind.
#5: Generac Commercial Series Liquid-Cooled Standby Generator – 150 kW, 277/480 Volts, LP, Model# QT15068KVAC
Only: $28,938.00
Power outage? Too bad you don’t have the Generac Commercial-Grade Liquid-Cooled Standby Generator! Fueled by liquid propane, you won’t have any storage or exhaust emissions to worry about. All generator sales are final. After all, it does cost $740.80 to ship the thing.
#4: Caran D’ache Leman Jewelry yellow gold 18kt, 34 Diamonds Medium Point Fountain Pen – CA-5089100
Only: $32,000.00
Like to splurge on fancy pens? Well, you’re in luck! The Caran d’Ache Jewelry Collection presents unique jewels of great value made in collaboration with several famous jewelers. Personalize your pen with, you know, things like diamonds, rubies, sapphires, or emeralds. Dazzling!
#3: Zenith Men’s 96.0529.4035/51.M Defy Xtreme Tourbillon Titanium Chronograph Watch
Only: $89,999.99
Can’t keep track of time? No worries, the Zenith Men’s 96.0529.4035/51.M Defy Xtreme Tourbillon Titanium Chronograph Watch is sure to keep you up to date. What makes this timepiece worth nearly 90 grand? Simple: it features a solid but lightweight titanium construction and high-end qualities such as automatic movement, hesalite crystal (you know it), and a deployment clasp beyond anything you’ve ever seen.
#2: 6.98 ct Yellow & White Diamond Cocktail Ring in Platinum & Yellow Gold
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Only: $111,229.00
Bling, bling. She’ll love it. Enough said.
Finally, the #1 Most Ridiculously Expensive Item on Amazon.com: Clive Christian Imperial Majesty Perfume for Women 16.9 oz Perfume
Only: $435,000.00
Smell like a million bucks. Okay, maybe just half a million, but you get the point. This is a limited edition collection piece of the world’s most expensive perfume. Held within a hand-crafted Bacarrat crystal bottle with a 5 carat brilliant-cut diamond, this perfume is sure to impress. Spray in air, frolic through the mist (only a few hundred dollars per squirt), and be sure friends and family are present to experience the diamond’s radiance. Note: sparkly glimmer depicted in image not included.
Ridiculous, right? I know I could never afford any of these luxurious gems! Have you found any high-priced items you’d never buy on Amazon or eBay? Leave your thoughts below!
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Hilarious!… Thanks for the good laugh. Still smiling about the Bazooka, I could purchase.
Out of stock on the zoom lens (#6).
It’s funny to read some of the reviews on these items, too.
After reading your comment I checked out the reviews! Priceless haha
I was planning on getting you a few of these items for Christmas, but since you called it ridiculous I’m scratching your name from the list
. Thanks for the fun post.
As much as I’d like to take credit for this article idea, it was all Bob’s.
Props to him for an excellent idea!
I’m a big fan of Amazon but had no idea they sell such high priced things (but I never search anything this costly anyway). Pretty funny and an informative post. Now I know where to find aluminum bleachers if I ever needed it!
haha This is great! Why would anyone spend that kind of money on Amazon or Ebay. If you have that kind of money to spend on useless things I would want to make sure I got it from the actual brand company that offers it from a physical store.
Maybe these people like Amazon Primes Free 2day shipping?
Wow. And the other day when purchasing my Louis vuitton bag I thought it was expensive! Ha! That’s nothing compared to these. Hubby made some profit off his side business… And gave me some cash to buy my purse after 6 months of asking. And I didn’t have to dip into my savings! Yay
The comments on Amazon are hilarious (though beware of some with questionable language).
As a Christian blog, I don’t think we should give Amazon any free publicity. They have been caught twice carrying books endorsing child-adult sex and have defended their right to carry such wretched material. No apologies at all. This is well documented and happened in two distinct instances. They only took them down when the negative publicity began to hurt.